Monday, February 26, 2007

Now Serving Citizen 235-860-1964

I sit here laboriously addressing packages to ship my wares, and begin to wonder, how long until we no longer need shipping addresses? Any day now, we are to be assigned our national number. Think of the conveniences this brings us in tandem with our vigorous technological advances! Not only will our implanted chip tell the postal service where to send the package for Citizen 235-860-1964, but we will be required to file travel plans with the Central Computer 7 days in advance (pending approval). Society will hum along seamlessly with Uncle Sam matching Citizen 593-589-3385 to the aforementioned 235-860-1964 to produce new Citizen 593-860-3364 (See Any Rand's We The Living) and the trains will run on time.


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